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Ok, fine, Nic wins this round. For once I'm actually late for ding my whole post thing. But that is simply because I ha been incredibly sick since Saturday. Which isn't to say Nic isn't still a lazy bastard (more on that in a minute.) We were all incredibly excited about the release of the Wii, or Wii-lease, so we wanted to do a series of three comics expressing why we were excited. Nic however, decided only to draw one. The others are soon to follow, but they won't quite have the same effect that they would if we had released them on the three days leading up to it. So, yes, Nic is still lazy. On a better note, all of us got us a Wii, Nic and Steven on the sunday morning at 12:01, me the next day around 11 when Toys R Us opened because I was throwing up in my room when they were getting theres and Toys R Us was just about the only place that didn't open at midnight. Anyway, bottom line, THE WII ROCKS. It is truly a revolution in gaming. Just holding the contoller makes you feel like throwing over a major political power...hmm...Japanese gaming system aimed at a "Revoluton"... Anyway, Twighlight Princess is great. I just beat my first Dungeon, the Forest Temple, and Zelda hasn't lost a damn thing with the new controller. It's still the best there is. Trauma Center is pretty sweet too, and Wii Sports is definintely a great game for parties. Long Post, I know, but I wanted to get all the Wii-leasiness out there. There will be much less come the next three comics. Till then, I'm out.

-Jack

I'm here today to fill your mind with entertainment since Nic is one strange and often times idiotic compadre. He has not done a comic in some weeks now, so all I can fill the void of our carreer with is this: our first movie, which we made about a year ago, finally uploaded onto Google Video! I present you with, Bookstore Ninja: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5595486996796488991

-Jack

Alot of things have happened since last we conviened. Most tragecally of all: the destruction of Nic's beloved mullet. I'll admit, that maybe it lookes more aesthetically pleasing, atleast those female beings tell us, but the rockitude of his hair has dramatically decreased. Theres something timeless and, well, just plain awsome about a mullet that is impossible to recreate with any hair cut on the face of the earth. Thats why I plan to eventually form the Coalition to Preserve the Majestic Mullet and its Natural Habitat, or Cpmmnh for short. Anyway, back to the comic, I thought it best to send it off with something, like the mullet, that is so terrable to gaze upon or even think about, that its alluring in its own right, and that thing is Darth Vader's infamous "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" thing that ruined (albeit not on its own) episode three. Oh, and the trains just funny.

Actually, what happened is that I accidently unplugged my wireless connection. By the time I had got back on AIM, Jack had signed off, haha. So yeah, I was angry, but I didn't mean to sign off. That's just childish. And to clarify, yes I am very busy. It seems to be dying down though, so hopefully I'll have the next comic up this weekend.

This is...er...well. There was a yelling fight, or as close to one as you can get over AIM, which ended in Nic signing off in anger (the obvious equivilant of storming off is said anger.) There were several fuck yous and such, and this is Nic finishing the argument...not doing the comic that starting the argument by me insisting he did it. This, and not answering my requests to play WoW, has shown me he's either very angry, or very busy. I guess we'll all just have to live with more filler, and until the next comic, "Cause and Effect," I'll just to live with the fact that he has a life...damn it.

Hey peeps, we just submited our site to the Top Webcomics page. So, if you like us, please start voting for us.The button is on the bottom of the page. I guess with every comic I'll post a sketch or something, but it'll be actual sketching showing off my actual abilities. None of this "stick figure" stuff. So, I think that's incentive enough. Start the voting, and may we climb the webcomic ladder to the heavens...


You call this a bagel?,

-Nic

Todays comic is about friendship, trust, and the age old past time of killing people..together. It was a month after I had gotten my 360, and I was so excited when I bought the wireless adapter I just had to do something some would call stupid, some maybe nerdy, but Nic and I both concur that we would call it totally kick-ass. I hooked up my 360 on Nic's downstairs TV and he had his xBox upstairs, and we literally played online in rooms no less than 50 feet away fro each other, screaming commands from one story to the other. I also remember getting pissed off at him and going upstairs and ruining his shit, which inadvertantly ruined everyone's...er...shits since neither of us were playing. Either way, this is a good time to tell the sceptics of the 360 to shove it. Sure, its not as powerful as the PS3, or as innovative as the Wii, but really, people. I'd like you all to remember a time, oh, 5, 6, maybe as much as 7 years ago, when a polygoned plumber was running around, stopping innocent goombas and molesting giant mostachioed bombs on one system while a busty, gun toated whore was jiggling on the other, and little machine called the Playstation 2 came out, and everyone hailed it as God. Well, those people were all dumbasses if they now go back and bash the 360. The PS2 was barely above the PS1 in almost all respects, and the graphics were outdated before the damn system came out. So, if you're thinking of buying a 360, do it, if not only for the hours of Geometry Wars which you will eventually waste your life on. And hey, the bright side about the dough you'll be spending is that you can get a 360 AND a Wii for the price of one PS3.